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The Lounge / Joke of the Day
« on: June 03, 2022, 03:29:25 PM »
Here are a few jabs at BYU!

BYU, AKA Brigham Young University, or to those in the know, Breed’em Young University.

I worked with a kid at the Parks Dept, and I spotted the very attractive lady who worked in the city office. I pointed at her I said I thought she was very lovely. I was 25 and this kid was 18. He looks at her and says, “She’s old!”

I said, “What’s the matter, kid? Never craved any cougar action?“

He tells me, “Oh, I love the Cougars! I’m a big BYU fan!“

That‘s not the cougar action I was in the market for.

That story is the basis for my joke. What is “Hot Cougar Action” to a Mormon? A BYU game.

I personally think they should rename their sports tea. Instead of the Cougars, they should be called the Soakers.

If you know, you know. 🤣

The Lounge / May 1
« on: March 10, 2021, 11:41:30 AM »
Will Bella’s be back to full service on May 1?

The Lounge / Re: Us sexy metalheads
« on: December 04, 2020, 12:35:28 PM »
My taste in music cost me several potential girlfriends. It used to bother me but now, it’s funny.

The Line Up / Re: Venus and Paige
« on: October 28, 2020, 08:22:18 AM »
I’d have a hard time choosing between these two for sure.

The Lounge / Re: Getting my geek on
« on: October 28, 2020, 08:20:26 AM »
Game night anyone?

The Line Up / Re: Venus and Paige
« on: October 21, 2020, 10:42:36 AM »
Two lovely ladies.

The Lounge / Re: Song of the day
« on: October 08, 2020, 12:07:11 PM »
My new favorite band!

Master Sword - “Isle Of The Sky Spirits”

The Lounge / Re: Getting my geek on
« on: October 02, 2020, 10:07:54 AM »
In addition to RPG Maker MV, I also enjoy Super Mario Maker 2. Shortly after I got this game, I put some levels on the server, and four of them appeared on two YouTube videos. I’m still over the moon about it, and the more I see these videos, I feel more like a game designer.

The Lounge / Re: Song of the day
« on: October 02, 2020, 09:37:06 AM »
King Diamond’s music is perfect for Halloween!

King Diamond - “Sleepless Nights (Live)”

Ask a Courtesan / Who specializes in GFE?
« on: October 01, 2020, 12:50:48 AM »
I do have a few role play ideas I’ll mention later, but if it’s my first party with a girl, I like to do a “getting to know you” GFE. In fact, the GFE is my personal favorite type of party. I’m a divorced man, and once in a while, I like having a temporary girlfriend.

The Lounge / Re: Song of the day
« on: September 27, 2020, 09:48:46 AM »
In This Moment - “Big Bad Wolf”

The Lounge / Song of the day
« on: September 25, 2020, 01:11:54 PM »
Suicidal Tendencies was a huge part of my youth.

Suicidal Tendencies - “How Can I Laugh Tomorrow”

The Lounge / Re: Getting my geek on
« on: September 25, 2020, 11:47:52 AM »
This project is gonna take a while.

The Lounge / Getting my geek on
« on: September 23, 2020, 10:32:38 AM »
I might as well just come out and say it...I’m a big time geek.

I’m a lifelong gamer and that won’t stop anytime soon. I do have several things in my collection that are pretty nerdy and I’m proud of them. I might post pics later.

In my youth, I wanted to be one of two things: an entertainer or a game designer. I really achieved neither, but I always seem to gain a fan following when I do karaoke, and I use RPG Maker MV for game design. I bought this for the Switch, and I also have RPG Maker Fes on the Nintendo 3DS and RPG Maker on the PS1. Being creative has always been a strong point for me.

Introductions / Re: Hello
« on: September 19, 2020, 01:19:59 AM »
I hope to make my brothel homecoming soon at Bella’s. I call it that because Bella’s is where I dropped my V-card. Though I’d rather do that when the brothels are fully open again, devoid of restrictions. Should the absolute need for companionship arrive before then, and I’m getting there, I’ll make the trip. When the restrictions are lifted, I’ll definitely make my trip.

I’m glad Bella’s has their own forum now. I’m on several. I’ll try to post some fun things, and you might get a kick out of me when I finally arrive. I actually have a few funny stories and I’ll share them when I get there.

I haven’t been to Bella’s in a long time. I was married, but my marriage became adversarial the last few years of it. I knew if my marriage failed, I’d be back on the brothel scene, and here I am. I missed out on some ladies, but I hope to get to know some new ones.

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