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The Lounge / Joke of the Day
« Last post by OldNick999 on June 03, 2022, 03:29:25 PM »
Here are a few jabs at BYU!

BYU, AKA Brigham Young University, or to those in the know, Breed’em Young University.

I worked with a kid at the Parks Dept, and I spotted the very attractive lady who worked in the city office. I pointed at her I said I thought she was very lovely. I was 25 and this kid was 18. He looks at her and says, “She’s old!”

I said, “What’s the matter, kid? Never craved any cougar action?“

He tells me, “Oh, I love the Cougars! I’m a big BYU fan!“

That‘s not the cougar action I was in the market for.

That story is the basis for my joke. What is “Hot Cougar Action” to a Mormon? A BYU game.

I personally think they should rename their sports tea. Instead of the Cougars, they should be called the Soakers.

If you know, you know. 🤣
Bella's Hacienda Discussions / LPIN Awards Banquet MMXXII Reservations
« Last post by firefighter on May 04, 2022, 07:49:29 PM »
LPIN 2021 Awards Banquet MMXXII

Hosted 5 pm to 8 pm Friday July 15, 2022 in Reno Nevada.

Three Crystal Awards have been ordered for Courtesan of the Year, Brothel of the Year & Rural Brothel of the Year Winners!

The Finalists and Winners certificates have been printed and framed.

A banquet venue has been reserved, and the awards presentations banquet programs have been printed.

Therefore, we're ready to recognize and honor our elected finalists and winners at the awards presentations banquet.

Please email awardteam@lpinawards.com for awards presentations banquet reservations and admission payment details.

The banquet venue requires advance final count notice, so the awards banquet hosts must confirm the paid number of attendees by June 15, 2022.

LPIN Awards Banquet Announcement

Thank you,
Awards Presentations Banquet Hosts Little Richard, MrTShirt & firefighter
The Lounge / First timer
« Last post by Jpc206 on March 19, 2022, 06:03:05 AM »
Do u allow a guy to come in for drinks at the bar b4 deciding on a woman?
Introductions / Venus Storm
« Last post by Jpc206 on March 19, 2022, 05:59:13 AM »
Good Morning, I will be passing through on business next week and would love to meet Venus. What is the best day/time for her? Also, do u offer dinner dates or overnights? First timer. TIA
The Lounge / Smoking
« Last post by JOhio on February 21, 2022, 03:55:30 AM »
Are ladies allowed to smoke during parties. I don't smoke, but love it when a pretty lady does.
What's Happening / LPIN 2021 Awards Nominating Round
« Last post by firefighter on February 15, 2022, 07:45:23 AM »
LPIN 2021 Awards Nominating Round Announcement

The LPIN 2021 Awards Nominating Round is open until midnight 2/28/2022 PT.

Registered Voters please cast your ballots for your favorite candidates.
The Line Up / Hello?
« Last post by lonelyoldman on January 01, 2022, 04:04:00 PM »
Who is in the current lineup? I will be passing through on the 4th.
Ask a Courtesan / Returning courtesean
« Last post by dyanadyamonds on November 06, 2021, 02:58:33 PM »
Hello all.

My name is Dyana Dyamonds. I worked at Bella's years ago.
Was wondering how things are going these days?
Was thinking of returning....I'm not sure though.
Much love to all.
Dyana Dyamonds
The Lounge / Friday Funday 💋
« Last post by Natasha on October 22, 2021, 08:51:20 AM »
The Line Up / Friday Funday 💋
« Last post by Natasha on October 22, 2021, 08:49:38 AM »
 :-*  :-*
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