Here are a few jabs at BYU!

BYU, AKA Brigham Young University, or to those in the know, Breed’em Young University.

I worked with a kid at the Parks Dept, and I spotted the very attractive lady who worked in the city office. I pointed at her I said I thought she was very lovely. I was 25 and this kid was 18. He looks at her and says, “She’s old!”

I said, “What’s the matter, kid? Never craved any cougar action?“

He tells me, “Oh, I love the Cougars! I’m a big BYU fan!“

That‘s not the cougar action I was in the market for.

That story is the basis for my joke. What is “Hot Cougar Action” to a Mormon? A BYU game.

I personally think they should rename their sports tea. Instead of the Cougars, they should be called the Soakers.

If you know, you know. 🤣

My taste in music cost me several potential girlfriends. It used to bother me but now, it’s funny.

Game night anyone?

My new favorite band!

Master Sword - “Isle Of The Sky Spirits”

King Diamond’s music is perfect for Halloween!

King Diamond - “Sleepless Nights (Live)”

In This Moment - “Big Bad Wolf”

This project is gonna take a while.

I hope to make my brothel homecoming soon at Bella’s. I call it that because Bella’s is where I dropped my V-card. Though I’d rather do that when the brothels are fully open again, devoid of restrictions. Should the absolute need for companionship arrive before then, and I’m getting there, I’ll make the trip. When the restrictions are lifted, I’ll definitely make my trip.

I’m glad Bella’s has their own forum now. I’m on several. I’ll try to post some fun things, and you might get a kick out of me when I finally arrive. I actually have a few funny stories and I’ll share them when I get there.

I haven’t been to Bella’s in a long time. I was married, but my marriage became adversarial the last few years of it. I knew if my marriage failed, I’d be back on the brothel scene, and here I am. I missed out on some ladies, but I hope to get to know some new ones.